Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

“Now, if I fight on, in my campaign, all the way to the convention … I want you to know, I’ve given this a lot of thought – I’d forestall the launch of a national campaign and, frankly, I’d make it easier for Senator Clinton or Obama to win. Frankly, in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign be a part of aiding a surrender to terror” (Mitt Romney’s withdrawal speech).

Is this a glimpse of the upcoming Republican narrative (voting for a Democrat = aiding Osama) for the race to the Whitehouse or is every human being outside Utah happy that Mitt “today’s media are a cesspool of doom and dismay” Romney dropped out?

The race gets more & more interesting with two candidates vying for Popular Culture’s attention. There’s Huckabee’s Conan O’brien/Colbert/Stewart appearance (funny stuff if you ask me) and there’s this groovy clip for the Obama campaign (below). The only reason I would want to be a US citizen is to vote, only one time, in December. If there’s a US non-voter out there, I want to change citizenship for one week in exchange for one week of universal health care. Good deal right?